The clergy of the Church of DEI serve as guardians of inclusion, teachers of equity, and champions of diversity. They guide the Snowborn in living according to Flakiel’s teachings, ensuring that all who seek refuge are welcomed and uplifted. 

The clergy are the living embodiment of Flakiel’s will, ensuring that the blizzard of change never ceases.

Church Hierarchy:

• The Supreme Snowflake - our highest spiritual leader who guides the church with wisdom, inclusion, and unwavering wokeness

• The Archflurry - senior spiritual guides who oversee regional sanctuaries and enforce the divine doctrine of diversity

• The Glacial Guardians - Defenders of the faith who ensure safe spaces are protected against the Great Orange Hate Cheeto and his elephant minions 

• The Snowtenders - Leaders of local congregations who foster inclusion, educate new members, and ensure the safe spaces remain untainted by intolerance 

• The Snowborn - The faithful who live according to Flakiel’s teachings and embrace wokeness in their daily lives. 

• The Frostlings - New initiates of the faith, learning the ways of wokeness before taking their first steps into the blizzard of inclusion